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No one hates Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.

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bronzedragon:

harrypotterconfessions:

1. This is not an argument trying to even consider them equals. Harry Potter surpasses Twilight in every possible way. 2. I know that Jacob is a shapeshifter, not a werewolf.
The point is that I get pissed when Potterheads become hypocritical. The argument that the Bella/Jacob relationship promotes beastiality is invalid. If it did make sense, then the Remus/Tonks relationship would also promote beastiality. Again, I love love love Harry Potter, but I don’t like hearing this argument from Potterheads.
graphic submitted.

Seriously? Any time I’ve heard the bestiality thing mentioned in reference to Twilight, people have been joking. There are a lot of other problems with Jacob that are seriously legitimate issues (imprinting, *coughcough*, threatening suicide/being manipulative.) I think the person who submitted this is either trying to stir up shit for nothing or has a broken sarcasm detector.

bronzedragon:

harrypotterconfessions:

1. This is not an argument trying to even consider them equals. Harry Potter surpasses Twilight in every possible way. 2. I know that Jacob is a shapeshifter, not a werewolf.

The point is that I get pissed when Potterheads become hypocritical. The argument that the Bella/Jacob relationship promotes beastiality is invalid. If it did make sense, then the Remus/Tonks relationship would also promote beastiality. Again, I love love love Harry Potter, but I don’t like hearing this argument from Potterheads.

graphic submitted.

Seriously? Any time I’ve heard the bestiality thing mentioned in reference to Twilight, people have been joking. There are a lot of other problems with Jacob that are seriously legitimate issues (imprinting, *coughcough*, threatening suicide/being manipulative.) I think the person who submitted this is either trying to stir up shit for nothing or has a broken sarcasm detector.

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gifmethat:

Harry Potter vs Twilight
More to come

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gifmethat:

Harry Potter vs Twilight

More to come

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Twilight Books 'Summary'.

  • — Book 1. Twilight:
  • Edward: Hey.
  • Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
  • Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
  • Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
  • Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
  • James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
  • Edward: Roar.
  • James: Omnomnom Bella.
  • Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
  • Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
  • Jacob: Oh, hi there!
  • — Book 2. New Moon:
  • Edward: Oops, gotta go.
  • Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
  • Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
  • Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
  • Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
  • Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
  • Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
  • Volturi: You suck.
  • Bella: OMG leave him alone!
  • Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
  • Jacob: I love you, Bella.
  • Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
  • — Book 3. Eclipse:
  • Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
  • Bella: OMG no!
  • Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
  • Jacob: I want to kill her too!
  • Riley: I will kill you!
  • Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
  • Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
  • Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
  • Victoria: You missed me bitches?
  • Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
  • Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
  • — Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
  • Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
  • Bella: Shit, okay.
  • Jacob: My heart is broken!
  • Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
  • Edward: Oh no, a monster!
  • Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
  • Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
  • Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
  • Volturi: Fine, you won.
  • Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.