No one hates Twilight as much as Robert Pattinson hates Twilight.
(via asianmichelle)
1. This is not an argument trying to even consider them equals. Harry Potter surpasses Twilight in every possible way. 2. I know that Jacob is a shapeshifter, not a werewolf.
The point is that I get pissed when Potterheads become hypocritical. The argument that the Bella/Jacob relationship promotes beastiality is invalid. If it did make sense, then the Remus/Tonks relationship would also promote beastiality. Again, I love love love Harry Potter, but I don’t like hearing this argument from Potterheads.
graphic submitted.
Seriously? Any time I’ve heard the bestiality thing mentioned in reference to Twilight, people have been joking. There are a lot of other problems with Jacob that are seriously legitimate issues (imprinting, *coughcough*, threatening suicide/being manipulative.) I think the person who submitted this is either trying to stir up shit for nothing or has a broken sarcasm detector.
Twilight Books 'Summary'.
| — Book 1. Twilight: | |
| Edward: | Hey. |
| Bella: | OMG, I'm so silly. And horny. |
| Edward: | Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle. |
| Bella: | OMG you're a vampire! |
| Edward: | Yes. Let's go play baseball. |
| James: | I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her. |
| Edward: | Roar. |
| James: | Omnomnom Bella. |
| Bella: | OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire! |
| Edward: | I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well. |
| Jacob: | Oh, hi there! |
| — Book 2. New Moon: | |
| Edward: | Oops, gotta go. |
| Bella: | OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again. |
| Jacob: | Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!) |
| Bella: | OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake! |
| Alice: | Edward is gonna kill himself! |
| Bella: | OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore. |
| Edward: | I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death. |
| Volturi: | You suck. |
| Bella: | OMG leave him alone! |
| Volturi: | OK, leave now bitches. |
| Jacob: | I love you, Bella. |
| Bella: | OMG I love Edward more, bye! |
| — Book 3. Eclipse: | |
| Victoria: | I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you! |
| Bella: | OMG no! |
| Edward: | I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella) |
| Jacob: | I want to kill her too! |
| Riley: | I will kill you! |
| Bella: | OMG I'm frozen! |
| Edward: | Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot. |
| Jacob: | Move on bitch, I will warm this whore. |
| Victoria: | You missed me bitches? |
| Edward: | I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead! |
| Bella: | OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward. |
| — Book 4. Breaking Dawn: | |
| Edward: | I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first. |
| Bella: | Shit, okay. |
| Jacob: | My heart is broken! |
| Bella: | OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go! |
| Edward: | Oh no, a monster! |
| Renesmee: | I'ma kill you, mom :3 |
| Volturi: | We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster. |
| Bella: | OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches. |
| Volturi: | Fine, you won. |
| Jacob: | Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter. |
